it's all about placement

There is a squeal! We ask, "what happened" D- "I'm not going to tell you..... I put my earphone in my mouth instead of my ear and it tasted like wax".

"Sometimes when you eat grapes, do your lips smell?"

Mornings well spent

D- "I could have been here at 8:30 this morning but you know what I did?" Us- "Do we want to know? What?" D- "...rolled around on the living room floor." Dana-"Is your living room that big?" D- "I just rolled back and forth."

Not sure what the context of the conversation was but statement is worth noting... In a meeting, Dee states "I'm just going to start telling people I'm knocked up."

On catching up

We're running late to a meeting so a few of us leave a few minutes before D. When she gets near us, she says "Wait for me. Wait for me...I'm like the chubby dalmation." (reference to the dog from Disney's 101 Dalmations who I guess is apparently always trying to catch up as well)

The mind never stops

D says out of no where, "I'm thinking... of a new language".

New Years Goals

Today, Deanna comes to work extremely excited.

"Guys, I completed one of my goals for 2011, and it's only March! Want to hear about it?"

Us: "Sure."

Dee: "I drove all the way to work this morning without using my hands."

Us: (groan) "Isn't it hard to turn using your knees?"

Dee: "It's intense! It's like a workout for my thighs!"